If we could shake our heads any harder, we'd be causing earthquakes.
The internet is hilarious, and someone decided to enforce that by posting a pic (above) of Steven Spielberg on the set of Jurassic Park.
Making an obvious joke, the person captioned the photo:
"Disgraceful photo of recreational hunter happily posing next to a Triceratops he just slaughtered. Please share so the world can name and shame this despicable man."
Clearly clearly clearly a joke.
Ooooh! Well this is certainly an innnneresting plot twist!
Taylor Swift was in the Hamptons when she had dinner with quite a power player in the movie industry!
Mr. Steven Spielberg along with his wife Kate Capshaw and their stepdaughter Jessica!
The group was spotted at the East Hampton Grill and they weren't along, seeing as Tay-Tay brought "four girls and a skinny guy with a mustache" with her!
However, it's not the FIRST time Steven and Swifty have been spotted together! They initially met at a charity event in Beverly Hills!
You better start running, aliens of the Covenant! The Spartans are coming!
In the spirit of Netflix, Microsoft's Xbox Entertainment is planning on releasing a ton of original series! Whoa, did we just use a cheat code? Because this news is awesome!
On their lengthy docket? A Halo digital feature is set to be released later this year and originates from Ridley Scott's Scott Free Productions!
But wait, Master Chiefs! There's even more!
There's also going to be a Halo TV series coming from Steven Spielberg and Amblin TV!
This Halo news is even better than Beyoncé's Halo!
We all saw Elliott teach his candy-loving alien buddy how to speak basic English and make phone calls, but apparently we missed the scene where he whips out a Playboy and shows E.T. how to find the clitoris!
Huh, maybe Steven Spielberg must have saved the anatomy lesson for E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial's director's cut?
At any rate, E.T. is all grown up and looking to get frisky! No, seriously! Someone is actually crafting and selling handmade E.T. plush dolls that double as vibrators!
This is NOT OK by us in A-mer-ica!
Fox has reportedly unlocked the title West Side Story, making it available for a remake! Why?
Because Steven Spielberg is interested in the project!
No! Steven, you are obvi a very accomplished filmmaker, but why mess with perfection?!
The Queen has been dethroned!
Forbes just published another one of their power lists and the results are actually quite shocking!
They compiled 2014's most influential celebrities, but, unlike last year, they didn't put Oprah Winfrey at number one!
She was tops in 2K13, but this year the crown goes to Lincoln director Steven Spielberg!
We can't believe this is happening at the same time as her Oscar snub, too!
Aww!! Sadzies times two!!!
Forbes' explained themselves:
Yes, you read that correctly!
Oscar winning actress Halle Berry will be taking her talented acting skills to a television screen near you!
The actress recently inked a two-year deal with CBS to star in a TV series thriller titled Extant where the soon-to-be mom plays a female astronaut who returns home after being in space for a year.
We wonder what challenges the space traveller will endure on Earth!
Maybe she’ll have to remember she doesn’t need to hold onto things to walk around.
Halle reveals about the role: