Having your sh*t stolen is traumatizing enough, but witnessing Emma Watson rummaging through your things in your own house — on a giant screen(!) — must be a gut wrenching, not to mention odd, experience!

Paris Hilton watched Sofia Coppola's Bling Ring movie while hanging out at Cannes, a movie that is based on real life events that left Paris ROBBED of stuff worth thousands of dollars…

And it seems the reenactment was just TOO real for Paris to deal with!

Paris shared:

Jeremy Renner fans — you can now rest easy tonight!

While it had recently been rumored that Hawkeye was being recast in the Avengers sequel, it looks like Jeremy isn't going ANYWHERE!

Our sources tell us that the recasting rumors are completely untrue and that he will indeed return to the silver screen as Hawkeye! Phew!

And, though it had been reported that some comments Jeremy made pissed off the execs over at Marvel, we're told he's still "very much a part of the Marvel family."

Not only that, but it sounds like we can expect to see Renner in the upcoming installments!!

This weekend just got SO much better…!!!

Jay Leno is gearing up to turn the lights out on his loonnnggg run on the Tonight Show!

However, while Jay is absolutely saying farewell to NBC, Adam Sandler decided it was the PERFECT opportunity to give his bud some (unsolicited) advice.

And let us tell you, Adam is just FULL of wisdom.

During his visit to the late night show, the veteran comedian suggested Jay simply move to Fox!

Adam said:

Ay, papi chulo — Mr. 305 is muy caliente!

Pitbull and Jennifer Lopez blew us all away everyone but Mariah Carey away on the American Idol stage last night & now they've done it again!!!

Just the idea of these lovely latinos making music together is AH-Mazing enough already, but we had no idea it would turn out so damned seXXXy!!

Ch-ch-check out Live It Up for yourself (above)!

From her toned bikini body to rolling around On the Floor in sex-ay French lingerie, J.Lo looks so marvelous!!!

And, bouncing back and forth between haute couture runways in Paris & the sunny beaches of Miami, we finally understand why they call him Mr. Worldwide, LOLz!!

More importantly, the song is great!!!

We need to SHAKE our rump to this dance-tastic track right now!!!