Oompa loompa doopity what the eff?
No, this weird vision isn't from Willy Wonka's scary tunnel!
In honor of the 50th anniversary of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and instead of putting Charlie, Willy Wonka, or heck, even a golden ticket up on the cover, Penguin Modern Classics decided to use a photo of a girl that looks like a human doll!
Wait, was Charlie and the Chocolate Factory actually about Toddlers in Tiaras?! Because we might have to reread it then.
SRSLY! This is Valley of the Dolls level of weird! Why use a photo of creepily sexualized girl?!
Is there a relationship brewing over on the set of Chicago P.D.?
It looks like Sophia Bush might have found a new beau in her co-star Jesse Lee Soffer!
While the two haven't been public about their rumored relationship, they have shared Instagram pictures of each other and actually play partners on the show, so they definitely spend a lot of time together.
According to friends close to the couple,
We're pretty used to dysfunctional families here in Hollywood, but sometimes it's regular people who have the weirdest drama.
A husband and wife in China had no choice but to sue their own son to get him out of their house!
While that sounds a little harsh on its own, their son Xu Qing is actually 29 years old, and was basically freeloading in his parents' home.
After dropping out of school, Xu moved into his parents' house while his dad helped him get a job at his company. However, Xu immediately quit saying that the work was boring.
And it gets worse. On top of taking advantage of his parents, Xu then
As dark as the Batman and Man Of Steel movies have been lately, we didn't think it was even possible to throw shade on them!
But leave it to the biggest villain at Marvel to make that slam a reality.
DC has suffered some shame for backing off from a Marvel showdown, and Guardians Of The Galaxy's Josh Brolin quickly added insult to injury.
As he explained what drew him to Marvel, he couldn't help but point out what the competitors are doing wrong! He said:
Talk about having a bad first day of work!
This tram driver in Russia ran over TWO pedestrians……….while backing away from the car that she just hit.
Natasha Velkova, the 27-year-old driver, had JUST been qualified as a driver and it was her first day of work! So sad!
She, reportedly, told the cops that she didn't see the pedestrians in her rearview mirror, which obviously explains why she RAN THEM OVER.
Witnesses reported the scene, recounting scary details of when she crashed then ran over the pedestrians!
'The tram shot backwards without warning and pushed the pedestrians into a passing car. They bounced back and then ended up under the tram wheels.'
YIKES! That's terrible! Those poor people! Both pedestrians suffered injuries, but they will be fine.
Ch-ch-check out the crash video (below)!!!
It looks like this isn't an illusion, Michael.
We reported earlier how Netflix confirmed that it will be making a fifth season of Arrested Development, but what Arrested Development news is complete without GOB himself affirming it.
While talking with Jimmy Fallon on The Tonight Show, Will Arnett confirmed Season 5 for everyone! We're glad he didn't take his Forget-Me-Now pill so that he could remember to deliver this great news.
Time to do a chicken dance to celebrate…whatever that means to you! We know there at least 7 different variations within the Bluth family alone.
Ch-ch-check out Will confirming the new season (above)!!!
Somewhere right now, Gordon Ramsay is screaming!!!
Even more so than usual, we would imagine. Considering he’s being sued by both his landlord AND his former business partner, he must be pretty peeved this morning!
The short-fused chef is being accused of skipping out on rent payments for his restaurant The Fat Cow! Gordon shut down the eatery, once located in The Grove shopping center in El Lay, after actually being accused of stealing the restaurant’s name from a Florida proprietor who claimed her had exclusive rights to the words “Fat Cow.”