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From simple break-ins to buried zombies to fake snow, it's been a war of whimsy the likes of which the world has never known!
If you've missed all of this, Jimmy is ready to fill you in with the entire sordid history.
See, he needs it as prelude to the biggest and most expensive and most property damaging holiday prank yet!
Ch-ch-check out what John and Emily did last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live! to raise the stakes (below)!
Emma Stone may appear like a hip, young actress but that doesn't mean she's up to date with the latest lingo.
Last night, the 26-year-old starlet appeared on the Late Show with David Letterman where she took selfies with the soon-to-be-retired talk show host.
However, it was revealed that the Easy A star isn't fully versed in the art of the self-taken snap.
Yes, get your abspiration right here!
Britney Spears is scorching hot in a teeny bikini on the cover of Women's Health magazine's January/February issue.
And they obviously did this on purpose knowing that people were going to be making a lot of New Year's resolutions about getting fit or losing weight. Sneaky!
But if anything can get people motivated, it's definitely this photo of Brit!
A second cover features the singer in a black vest and denim cut-offs, but this shot of her abs is what will really get people talking!
Justin Timberlake doesn't shed too many tears, but when he does, it's the cutest thing EVER!
The singer's 20/20 Experience World Tour stop at Brooklyn's Barclays Center on Sunday night has to be one of the most memorable shows for JT!
Just listen to those pipes!
For some reason, Mariah Carey's voice has been up and down lately, and that was no different during Monday's show at the Beacon Theatre in New York City.
But luckily this time it was a high note!
Miz Carey wowed her fans after disappointing at the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree-lighting ceremony last week.
Thankfully, one Instagrammer posted this video as proof (below), along with others from generous YouTubers! Critics have basically said
DAMN, GURL! Look at that slap!
Except, this wasn't just ANY soap opera! No no, they explained that their director liked to use vocal effects to make things a bit more dramatic…