Government is coming along really well!
At least that's what Donald Trump had to say (yes, that was an actual quote) in regards to the first-act-of-a-disaster-movie that is his first 100 days in office!
Seth Meyers isn't waiting for Trump's official 100-day mark on Saturday to grade POTUS's performance, and to no one's surprise, the Late Night host isn't giving the Cheeto-In-Chief a passing grade.
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On Monday night's "A Closer Look," Meyers pointed out that Trump has failed to live up to virtually all of his "100 day contract" campaign promises, including his signature grandiose vow to build a border wall and make Mexico pay for it.
The late night host then went off on the President's recent AP interview, which was riddled with "unintelligible" babblings and Trump brags — like how he just learned about the different factions within the Republican party. (Way to go, Donny! Want a juice box and some chocolate cake?)
Ch-ch-check out the clip (below) for Meyers' breakdown on Trump's 100 days report card!
Emma Watson has always been known for being private, and she works hard to maintain that!
The actress reiterated her stance on securing her private life in the latest issue of Interview Magazine, telling Jessica Chastain that it means a lot to her to protect intimate details from the public.
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"Dan[iel Radcliffe], Rupert [Grint], and I were kids when we got cast in this fairy-tale series, and what happened to us was kind of a fantasy story in itself. So the story of my life has been of public interest, which is why I've been so passionate about having a private identity. When I step into a character, people have to be able to suspend their disbelief; they have to be able to divorce me from that girl. And not having everyone know every single intimate detail of my entire life is part of me trying to protect my ability to do my job well."
Well, she's definitely doing a good job of that! We don't even know who she's dating! And she NEVER gets into any messy shenanigans!
The 27-year-old added that her privacy is especially important to her because she often gets overwhelmed by the pressures of fame, saying:
Ivanka Trump is getting a taste of people's disdain for her father during her first international trip as part of the White House administration.
Donald Trump's daughter was invited to participate in the W20 Summit by German Chancellor Angela Merkel, where she was among the likes of Merkel, Queen Maxima of the Netherlands, and five other powerful women leaders for a panel on women's entrepreneurship on Tuesday.
It didn't take long before the First Daughter was grilled with questions about her controversial dad's stance on women's issues, which led to a very vocal response from the crowd in Berlin.
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WirtschaftsWoche editor-in-chief Miriam Meckel asked the businesswoman:
"You're the first daughter of the United States, and you're also an assistant to the president. The German audience is not that familiar with the concept of a first daughter. I'd like to ask you, what is your role, and who are you representing, your father as president of the United States, the American people, or your business?"
To which Ivanks responded:
Kelly Osbourne has come a long way.
While the Fashion Police alum is killing it these days, the It-girl's road to success wasn't necessarily an easy one. In fact, in her new memoir, There Is No F*cking Secret: Letters From a Badass Bitch, the TV personality opened up about her struggles with drugs and alcohol — and how her addiction led her to being committed to a mental institution for three days.
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On this challenging point in her life, Miz Osbourne revealed:
Aaron Hernandez's lawyers have made it clear the rumors of his prison lover are nothing more than a malicious lie to "tarnish" the ex NFL star's reputation.
But apparently there is more evidence proving that the former New England Patriots player did have a very close relationship with fellow convict Kyle Kennedy (above), who was reportedly the last person to see him alive.
According to a new DailyMail.com report, the family of the 22-year-old inmate (who is serving 3 to 5 years for armed robbery) received a $50,000 watch from Hernandez the day before he hanged himself in his cell last Wednesday.
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It turns out Kennedy was also one of three recipients of Hernandez's suicide letters — the other two were written to his fiancée and 4-year-old daughter — though he still has yet to read his friend's final words.
Hernandez's family was granted access to all three suicide notes in a court proceeding on Monday, but Kennedy wants to see his note "as soon as possible."
Kennedy's lawyer Larry Army Jr. said his client is "obviously saddened by the loss of his friend," but is "no longer on suicide watch." He explained in a statement:
We're pretty sure we've dreamed about this moment before!
While sitting down with Ellen DeGeneres for Tuesday's episode of Ellen, Jenna Dewan Tatum dished on sealing the deal with her now-husband Channing Tatum — and how he showed up to her hotel room wearing nothing but "underwear, a sombrero, and Ugg boots" the first time he seduced her!
There was obvious chemistry between the two on set of 2006's Step Up, but it wasn't until Jenna laid down the law that Channing got his act together.
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The 36-year-old dished:
"He did this whole thing where he didn't want to be in a relationship, so I was like, ‘Look, if you want to date other people and be free, that's fine, but we're not going to hang out and watch movies. You've got to figure out what you want, because I know I want to be in a relationship with you.'"
Days later, after a night out drinking with some of the other dancers, the actor showed up to Jenna's hotel room in the middle of the night: