LOOK AT THAT CHRISTMAS SWEATER! Killin' the game, Nick Offerman, killin' it!
On last night's Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, the Parks and Recreation star showed up to help Jimmy out with a reading of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas.
But not just ANY reading. No, no…
Nick Offerman did what only Ron Swanson could do, he read the abridged version and managed to make it funny as HELL.
Seriously, he basically read the TL;DR version of the story and it's totally LOL-inducing because of his perfect deadpan delivery of the story!
Ch-ch-check out his version of the classic tale (below)!!!
You Won't Believe How Many Celebs Craig Ferguson Got His Hands On! Get The Deets On Craig's Star-Studded Final Late Late Show HERE!
Craig Ferguson finally bids farewell to the Late Late Show tonight!
But since the show actually records much earlier in the day, we're going to act like fortune tellers and reveal your television future!
Like fortune telling, this also involves stars!
Craig was his own musical guest, singing the song Bang Your Drum along with the band Bone Patrol and Sex Pistols alum Steve Jones!
Is Kris Jenner Going To Change Her Last Name Back To Kardashian Now That She's No Longer Tied To Bruce?!
So many choices!!
Although in the eyes of the law, Kris and Brucey's divorce doesn't go into effect until March 23, 2015, this whole name changing business is still relevant — especially because she's expressed wanting to alter it in the past!
Anyone remember that episode of KUWTK?! LOLz!
A source close to the momager said Kris:
No one likes the crying baby on a plane, but sometimes stuff happens, and parents do their best to calm their kids… but that didn't seem to matter on this Air China flight.
A fight involving three women broke out in the aisles after two women asked 27-year-old mother Chan Juan Sung to hush her baby on the 9am flight from Chongqing to Hong Kong.
Then the women exacerbated the situation by reclining theirs seats, which it was totally their right to do — but come on, the seats are small enough without taking up all the space possible (at least ask the person behind you if it's OK!), and you don't need to be so passive aggressive.
That's when the momma bear got angry and started swinging! Passenger Xiong Wan explained:
It's okay, we can't stop staring either!
But whatever it was, the reality TV goddess had her newly dyed blonde locks dyed a darker shade of brunette.
Guess blondes don't really have more fun!
The two girls who stabbed their classmate 19 times and claimed it as a tribute to an internet fictional character Slender Man have been found competent to stand trial by a judge in a Wisconsin courthouse.
The decision happened on Thursday after two hearings for the two girls, and the decision was made by Waukesha County Circuit Judge Michael Bohren.
One of the girls, who had shackles on, told the judge that she did not believe she was competent to stand trial.
However the judge disagreed with her and said: