This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
There's nothing worse than biting into a burnt cookie and having to crunch your way through it!
Oh wait, yes there is: getting so upset over a burnt cookie that you THREATEN TO SHOOT UP YOUR SCHOOL.
That's exactly what a cafeteria worker named Wendy Ferris did at her Massachusetts middle school — and now she's locked up!
Following a dispute with a co-worker, Wendy lost her shizz over having to re-bake some cookies that a coworker burnt, and according to a police report, Wendy said:
Xenu have mercy! This dude is NOT messing around!
Timothy Patrick McLanahan, an apparent screenwriter, is suing Tom Cruise and the other producers of Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol for one billion dollars.
Yes, $1,000,000,000 — that's nine zeroes!
He says the action flick, which made almost $700 million at the international box office, ripped off a script of his called Head On. He claims he noticed the similarities in scripts were "immediately recognized" and now he's demanding a 10-figure sum!!!
Timothy's court-filed paperwork revealed:
For the love of all things Hermoine Granger, is Emma Watson good at EVERYTHING she does?!
Share the wealth, Em! Shesh!
Just LOOK at it!
But how do we know she's the artist!? Well, apparently Emma spoke of her love of painting waaaay back in 2011 with Vogue.
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Awww! Look at these love birds!
The Twilight actress and her beau looked like they were SUPER tired from all the fun festivities they got in to!
Gurlfriend deserves a break!
Maybe she should take another tropical vacay with her BF!
[Image via BJJ/FameFlyNet.]
Seriously, we understand wanting to dispel rumors that your food contains the ultra-gross "pink slime."
But what happens when you show the actually process, and it turns out to be almost just as gross — but with just fewer chemicals??
The (above) happens! That's McDonald's attempt to do just that, and it's NOT very appetizing even without the pink slime!
We mean, they even say:
"Let's start in the de-boning department."
That might be one of the ickiest phrases on the planet!
Regardless of how gross it might look or seem, we do find the whole 'pro-cess' (Oh, Canada!) super inneresting!
People should know about where their food comes anyway!
Watch it (above)!!
And, then, go check out some other INSANE McDonald's items around the world HERE!
We were totally NOT prepared to hear the ultimate fate of our fav O.C. half-jew!
Adam Brody, aka Seth Cohen on the mega-popular teen angsty TV series, is ready to reveal what really happened to his character…
And it's sooooo not what you think!
In the new issue of Nylon mag, Adam dishes how he thinks Seth's silly life would've played out, and it's shockingly honest: