Once Upon A Time Execs Are Desperate For Fifty Shades Hunk Jamie Dornan To Return, But He's Busy With Ball Gags & Stuff!
The world will happily gobble up every marvelous morsel of Jamie Dornan's deliciousness when 50 Shades of Grey hits theaters next year, but the iconic role comes with a price!
This shining young star might be one of Hollywood's seXXXiest and most talented studs right now, but he still can't be two places at once!
He's taking a turn on the big screen as Christian Grey, but — because of his involvement in that project — he hasn't been able to return to ABC's Once Upon a Time!!!
In fact, show runners revealed they were desperate for Jamie to return as the Huntsman, but he simply CANNOT make enough time in his schedule!!!
Executive Producer Edward Kitsis explained:
Here's The Obscene Doodle In An American Tail: Fievel Goes West That Everyone Is Talkin' About — And 4 Other Inappropriate images In Timeless Animated Classics!
Normally we're a fan of raunchy doodles, but this penis crosses a line!
The sequel to An American Tail, Fievel Goes West contains a single frame where a dong is pointed right at Tanya Mousekewitz's innocent rodent face, as if to say, "unlike me, your dreams of making it in America will never reach a climax!"
However, as unfortunate as this illustration is, it got us thinking of our favorite inappropriate drawings found in animated classics that we love to hate!
Ch-ch-check out the naughtier side of animation…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Kesington Kross's Krazy New Video Will Blow Your Eyes, Ears, AND Mind! Listen To Gimme Your Love HERE!
Holy habaneros — this cut is HOT!
Srsly! If this dude was any more dope they'd arrest him for possession of a controlled substance!
Ch-ch-check out Gimme Your Love (above)!
Dayyyum!!! The track is blissful mix of chill beats and and smooth vocals — everything an eardrum could want, really!
And the video? It's like some epic Sci-Fi masterpiece set to the sweetest song ever!!
This thing is going on repeat FOR SURE!
We've just been completely MIND F**KED!
Natalia Kills' new video for Trouble is exactly what it sounds like!
Scary, messed up, slightly fabulous…TROUBLE!
FUN FACT: The beautifully twisted sexual and graphic imagery that you see is an actual depiction of events from Natalia's life—who would've thunk it!
In a recent interview, the songstress candidly revealed the track's truth:
"The song Trouble (which I named my album after) is about the time I tried to burn my own house down after an argument with my boyfriend."
ZOMG, hardcore girlfriend!
You need to ch-ch-check out the sexy CAH-raziness (above) right now!!!
Yesss!!!! The wonderful rumors were true!!!
Christina Aguilera really is brewing another baby in her beautiful little belly!!
The super seXXXy Come On
Ovaries Over singer had only just announced her engagement to fiancé Matt Rutler earlier this month, but they've wasted no time in taking that next step!!!
Is this a brand new thing — do Matt's boys swim faster than Ryan Lochte? Or did they decide to get hitched after they found about the metaphorical bun baking in Xtina's oven?
Jennifer Lawrence & Boyfriend Nicholas Hoult Taking The Next Step?! One That Might Take J.Law From Her U.S. Fans!
And the cute twosome are taking their A-list love affair to the next level AND all the way to the UK!
YUP! Reports have surfaced that J.Law and her beau have been looking at shacking up in a mansion in Hampshire, England…which is far, far, FAR away from us and all her other stateside BFFs!
While others deny the rumors of Jennifer having plans to move thousands of miles away, one source says he wouldn't be surprised one bit if Nick and his lady love settled down in the small town considering he "knows the area well."
The source explained: