If you thought Fifty Shades of Grey was freaky fanfic, then this will really perk up your pants popsicle!!!
Meet Virginia Wade. She writes books. Sex-ay ones. One of them is called C*m for Bigfoot.
Wanna guess what it's about?
Yup, banging Bigfoot! (And just a week after he was supposedly murdered, too.)
"Cryptozoological erotica" is a real thing. Take a minute to process that because it's even more disturbingly awesome than it sounds!
Ready to read an excerpt from Virginia's masterpiece about a woman who takes a liking to lovin' the most manly monster in town?
Ch-ch-check out this 100% UNSAFE FOR WORK excerpt…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
This is so hateful, it's heartbreaking!
No one should ever be judged for who they love - no matter what!
On Oprah's Where Are They Now, Tia and Tamera Mowry talk about where they are in life after their hugely successful sitcom in the 90s, Sister, Sister.
In their segment, Tamera opens up about being a victim of internet hate and how the comments about her marriage to hubby Adam Housley affect her.
Srsly, the comments she reads out are terrible. She, her hubby and their son are a beautiful family! It's so sad.
Take a look at her reaction (above)!
LOLz!! Look how tiny she is! We bet Taylor Swift would tower over her too!!
Christina Ricci took to Twitter, as you do, to show the world just how tiny she actually is!
Tiny enough to fit in to a mini-fridge AND a dryer! LOLz!
The 5'1 star showed the pic (above) with the following caption:
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have been married for almost six years, which is like a century in Hollywood!
So what's their secret to such marital bliss??!
Amy Adams walks into a gay karaoke bar…
No, that's not the set-up of some lame joke!! That's what happened last week in El Lay!
The super sex-ay American Hustle starlet really went to a gay karaoke bar just a few days before winning her Golden Globe and belted out one of our very favorite tunes!!!
So, which brilliant Broadway ballad did she sing?!
Wicked's Defying Gravity, of course!!!
And, by all accounts, she was phenomenal!
Woo hoo! Maybe she'll be the next A-list actress to try her luck on the theatrical stage!!!
A federal judge just struck down Oklahoma's ban against same-sex marriage and we think this is a huge victory for those who support everyone's right to love!!!
In U.S. District Judge Terrence Kern's 68-page ruling, he said he struck down the law — originally passed in 2004 — because it violated our U.S. Constitution's equal protection clause!
He admitted the ban was "an arbitrary, irrational exclusion of just one class of Oklahoma citizens from a governmental benefit" and then wrote: