What started out as an innocent question turned into so much more!
Ch-ch-check it out
Elaine Stritch proved once again that you cannot BLEEP-ing censor a living legend like her! If you disagree with us, then you're a BLEEP-ing BLEEP, ya BLEEP!
While on the Today show, Elaine was praised for her ability to say whatever she wants, and then she proceeded to say whatever she wanted because she's Elaine Stritch!
Elaine dropped a nuclear sized F-bomb while on the air, as she was there to promote her AH-Mazing documentary Shoot Me, which we had the absolute pleasure of hosting a screening of and moderating with the lovely lady herself!
Elaine, you're eternally sassy and HIGHlarious and we love you! Here's to this lady who launches F-bombs whenever she wants! She's a gas!
Ch-ch-check out her cursing that made it past the censors (above)!!!
David Stolte, a 30 year old from North Seattle, allegedly broke into his neighbors' apartment, removed their window screens, their peephole from the front door, put kitty litter in their sink, a frozen pie in their oven, a frozen crab in their closet, their clothes in their bathtub, and credit cards into a muffin.
When Derek Doerschel and his fiancée Danielle Green arrived home to see this colossal mess they called police, and found David in their alleyway! Apparently, David threw their missing peephole at Derek!
Now, that could have been a sight for a sore eye!
Police arrested David for residential burglary as he tried to jump the fourth floor railing, and authorities said that he implied that he was on LSD at the time, and that he identified himself as Jack Bauer from 24!
It's not just David Beckham who wears the pants in the Beckham household!
Victoria Beckham does too, as she admits that the two have an equal partnership, and we can only assume that Posh's pants are perfectly tailored and made from the finest wool. Ha!
In the latest issue of Allure, the former Spice Girl and current successful designer dishes a bit about life with the Beckham brood, and how she makes it work with her busy schedule!
In fact, this quote about her hubby will make even the coldest heart thaw:
OH THE HUMANITY, Twihards!
Sources are revealing that Robert Pattinson doesn't want the flashing lights of fame anymore—because he's hoping to transition to a role behind the camera!
Apparently, R-Patz is tired of the paparazzi and millions of fans that follow his every move:
We get it, there's a lot of good that can happen when you're single.
You get to make everything about you, focus on work, and you don't have to do someone else's dirty dishes.
But seriously, when you're so Hollywood beautiful, why would you want to be single?!?
It must be some sort of crazy challenge, and after splitting with Ryan Seacrest in March 2013, Julianne Hough accepted it. She revealed to Self magazine that she had planned to be on her own for at least a year after being in a string of relationships.
The Footloose star said:
Wait, it wasn't Twitter? Facebook?
No??? How else would she — you're saying it was Swim Daily, a website controlled by Sports Illustrated?
How does that happen??
Regardless, there it was up on the site, super uncensored. The crazy thing is that at the time of writing this,