This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
There's no coming between a girl and her shoes!
With that look on her face, she's clearly fallen head over heel for those shoes! In fact, she looks like she's trying to tell them ________________!
[Image via Getty Images.]
Sadly, like a rodeo on a hot summer night, all good things must come to an end!
Rascal Flatts was one of the last bands to take the stage at the Academy of Country Music Awards, and unfortunately, they didn't end things on a very high note.
The country vets performed their hit song, Rewind, but it looked and sounded like they lip-synched their way through the performance. That's a wee bit lame for a country performance, if we do say so ourselves.
Plus, we were a tad disappointed with the lack of lyrics about pickup trucks, but we guess we'll let that slide this time!
Ch-ch-check out their performance (above)!
Wow!!!! Another friggin' song about trucks!!!
We're starting to think the real sponsor of the 2014 Academy of Country Music Awards is a 1992 Chevy Suburban!
But when crossover legend Sheryl Crow is performing, we can hardly be angry!
She and super seksi country stud Dierks Bentley just blew our minds with their AH-Mazing performance of I Hold On!
And All We Wanna Do is have
some fun a listen!
Ch-ch-check it out (above)!
Yes!!! That was hotter than two hedgehogs humping in a wool sock!!! It was quite literally music to our ears!
Now, go buy a truck!
That one had to hurt!
Actually, we guess you could call that one a double-whammy, since not only did Miranda Lambert lose at the ACM Awards for Entertainer of the Year, but when she tried to show her support to George Strait with a celebratory high-five, she was straight up DENIED!
Whomp, whomp! Look at him striiiiiide right passed her!
Hey, no worries M! He probably was just lost in the moment! Don't take it personally, girl!
More like Miranda Glambert!
This marvelous chick had like seventeen wardrobe changes tonight!
Even more wonderful than all those outfits, though, was her AMAZEBALLZ performance!
Ch-ch-check out Automatic (above)!
Aww! She's glorious!
What a combo!
Darius Rucker took to the Academy of Country Music Awards stage to perform Wagon Wheel, and it was more than we could imagine!
Lady Antebellum joined Darius on stage to get down at the hoedown!
This collaboration was smoother than sweet tea slipping down our throats while we ride around the country in our wagon wheel!
Ch-ch-check it out and try not to dance along (above)!
Regardless of whether Tim McGraw wins any awards at tonight's Academy of Country Music Awards, we know for sure he'll be walking away with the most adorable song title of the night:
Meanwhile, Back at Mama's!
Ha! We love it!
And Faith Hill sang with him, too! Woo hoo!
Who said their love was on the rocks? They look pretty solid to us!
Ch-ch-check it out (above)!
Wow! That ferocious performance just blew the 10-gallon hats right off of everyone's head!