Finally, furniture that you can spank!
Slap It, designed by British artist & butt aficionado Joseph Begley, is an ass-shaped lamp that anyone can purchase (and then molest) for a mere $1,170!!!
Curious how a gadget like this might work? Hint: The light turns on when you give the cheeks a good whack!
Talk about a bright idea — hey oh!
Ch-ch-check out dat ass for yourself…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Remember mathematics — the brainchild of Babylon? The star of many of mankind's most AMAZEBALLZ endeavors, like the Empire State Building and balancing your checkbook?
Sure you do! Well, she's back and this time she's helping us fly for cheap!!!
The folks over at Cheapair.com are using math to try and make the world better! They just crunched a bunch of data and figured out precisely when you should and when you shouldn't buy commercial airline tickets!
Spoiler Alert: DON'T WAIT UNTIL THE LAST SECOND!
The folks at Cheapair revealed:
3/06/2014 5:02 AM ET
Filed under: TV News
Our mind is so intrigued by this new ABC show and there are so many questions!
Premiering on Sunday, Resurrection follows the citizens of Arcadia, Missouri, whose lives are turned upside down when their loved ones return from the dead. The weirdest part? They're all the same age when they supposedly passed away.
It's so odd, yet so captivating!
Although it may seem all fine and dandy later on in the trailer for Jacob and his family, we're very suspicious as to what comes next!
There's always more to the story, people!!
Ch-ch-check out the trailer for Resurrection (above)!
Good thing we didn't have to wait in any lines to watch this! LOLz!!!
Those geniuses over at Disney Imagineering have created an AH-MAZE new ride for Fantasyland at Magic Kingdom and while it doesn't open until next spring, we've got a preview of the ride for you!
The ride is called the Seven Dwarfs Mine Ride and it looks like it's going to be so freakin' COOL!
Plus we can't wait to see when Snow White makes an appearance!!
Just in case, you should proooobbbbably watch it twice so that you can see the planned CGI version (to the right) AND what they currently have completed (on the left)!
Excuse us as we watch this on repeat and pretend we're in the warm, Florida weather riding it over and over again!
At least now there's finally a reason to wedge Kim Kardashian & Marilyn Monroe into the same sentence!!
According to a dude named William Castleberry, there's an old school sex tape floating around featuring a fierce three-way between Marilyn, President John F. Kennedy, and his beloved brother Robert F. Kennedy!
William, a former bodyguard and pro memorabilia collector, says his 8mm copy is the only one in existence! Of course, he's never let anyone else lay eyes on it, and he expects everyone to take him at his word!
Castleberry sounds like a trustworthy surname, but The Seven Year Itch seductress getting double-stuffed like an Oreo cookie isn't a rumor we take lightly!!!
Is it real or not real?!?! Oh wait, wrong movie!
That's the Hunger Games!!
Ellie Goulding took to her Instagram to show off a new selfie (above) which got fans talking like whoa!
She had a new tattoo on her chest!
Which was NOT there during her appearance on the Graham Norton Show on Saturday with Aaron Paul (below)!
Not only this, but the tattoo looks VERRRRY similar to the one that Tris, Shailene Woodley's character in Divergent, gets!
Which is three birds flying on the chest/shoulder area (below) aka EXACTLY like the one in the pic!
She posted the snapshot along with the caption: