Can you FUH-REAKING imagine?!
Who out there would be a better Mardi Gras partner-in-crime?? Uh, NO ONE!!!
Not only is Miley Cyrus rich (so she could buy you all the beads you want), but she's also an often nekked party animal (so she could EARN you all the beads you want).
Unfortunately for pretty much all of us, we won't be celebrating Mardi Gras with the unofficial mascot, Miz Miley!
But luckily we can still imagine what that AH-Mazing experience would be like. And from what we imagine, it would be crazier than that time Miley rubbed a foam finger all over herself and twerked on Robin Thicke
, basically leading to his marriage falling apart.
Join us for a trip down imagination lane and see what it would be like to celebrate Mardi Gras with MILEY CYRUS!
Yes!!!!!!! And just in time for Mardi Gras!
Two of our favorites, Larry Tee and Princess Superstar, have teamed up again!
The DJ/producer and fierce blonde rapper previously brought us the delicious Licky, and now they're back with a new song that reminds us of Major Lazer, whom we also love!
This is electro meets Brazil!
Those horns will drive you crazy and give your booty something to shake to!!!!
Check out their latest smash, Sexy Sexy, above!
Then CLICK HERE to listen to more music from Larry Tee and CLICK HERE to listen to more from Princess Superstar!!!
Oh, Bubba - we can't take you anywhere!
Former President Bill Clinton attended last week's unite4:humanity charity event, but instead of raising awareness for an admirable cause, the sly dog spent more time raising the roof on his britches!
There were a bunch of sex-ah ladies there and, at some point during the night, Slick Willy posed for a pic with a few friendly female PROSTITUTES! Yup, the former Commander-In-Chief had a photo op with two hookers from the famed Moonlite Bunny Ranch Brothel in Nevada!
Get those dollar bills, boys!
It is safe to say that ALL five of the One Direction boys have loaded bank accounts, but Liam Payne and Louis Tomlinson are the wealthiest of them all!
Why, you ask??!
Well, the bromantic duo write many of the fellas' hit songs, which could earn them 9% of the royalties from 1D's $100 million worth!
And Liam has confimed that he and his writing buddy are working on EVEN MORE material.
Are Michelle Williams & Jake Gyllenhaal a match made in heaven?
Well, if Busy Philipps' mind is your idea of heaven, then YES!
According to sources super close to the situation - though likely not close to The Situation if you catch our drift - Busy is trying like the dickens to get the Brokeback Mountain co-stars to date each either!!
We know Jake has had a slew of super seXXXy short term relationships - including one that reportedly involved deflowering a country music starlet - but could Michelle be the one for him?
More importantly, could he be a good stepfather to the her and Heath Ledger's daughter Matilda?
Well, the source confessed:
Chris Evans' super boner for making superhero movies has apparently shriveled up!!! OH NOES!
The seXXXy stud is locked into playing Captain America in four different Marvel movies, but - after Avengers 2: The Age of Ultron - the 32-year-old actor says he might be hanging up his tights and star-spangled shield for good!!
In fact, he might be quitting acting all together!
In a recent interview with Glamour UK, Chris admitted:
File this one under #WhenCosplayGoesWrong!
Two dudes from Texas were hospitalized over the weekend after fighting over the affections of a lady. That in itself isn't remarkable — love has been a catalyst for violence since cavemen were whacking each other with wooly mammoth bones!
The strangeness of this particular story lies in how the fight went down!
After video-game enthusiast Eugene Thompson and his girlfriend with whom he shared an apartment got into a heated argument, she called her estranged husband and he stormed on over!
She let him into their apartment, and that's when the situation really got wacky!
An altercation ensued so Eugene did what any Nintendo fan might do, he whipped out his replica master sword from The Legend of Zelda and defended himself!
Uhh, go ahead read that last sentence again. We'll wait.
HE UNSHEATHED A REPLICA VIDEO GAME SWORD!!! What in the 8-bit f**k!?