Oh no, Bradley Cooper! What happened??
Please tell us that isn't a new tattoo fad, because honestly tattoos will end up looking like bruises anyway the older you get. Jumping right to that stage seems pointless!
Bradley was spotted in Los Angeles riding his hog around during one of the SoCal's famous warm mornings. It was the PERFECT weather to do so, but we just can't get over that bruise!
It's on the INSIDE of his arm! How does that even happen?? We hope Suki didn't throw one of his huge, brainy books at him!
We hope it doesn't hurt!
Though… we'll kiss it to make it feel better!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]