It's almost here!!
Miley Cyrus is getting ready to kick off her Bangerz Tour this Friday and we're pretty sure it'll be a sight to see!
But if any parents are worried their children will be diving in head first to an all around twerk fest, they're wrong!
Sure, Miley rose back to fame by twerking all over the VMAs and the world, but that doesn't mean her tour stops will be just boner central! In fact, the Wrecking Ball singer is actually saying her show is educational!
What the WHAT?!
Miles said thoughtfully:
This is AH-Mazing!!
Ellen was already one of the most popular daytime talk shows in the history of ever, but in the past few weeks it has somehow managed to grow even BIGGER!
The show had its best ratings ever in the first week of February, drawing in an average of 4.6 million viewers every freakin' day!
Those numbers jumped six whole percentage points from the previous week's, but we bet we know why!
We're thinking it's because
Depressing or brilliant?!
The jury's still out on this one…
A new app provided by Time's tech department is really taking the love out of love - by calculating when you should get married based on your age and Facebook friends who have already tied the knot!
This could be extremely useful for couples like Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux, who are WAY past due for their pending nuptials!
Or Emma Roberts and Evan Peters who were recently engaged, but have yet to start planning!
Allow us to break down the wedded blissful math for you…
Looks like it's game over forever for Flappy Bird, but why?!
When we first heard Flappy Bird was removed from the App Store and the Google Play Store, we felt like we just crashed into a green pipe.
It hurt. It hurt real bad. Just like a dead parrot, this Flappy Bird is no more. It has ceased to be.
Finally, in a recent interview, Flappy Bird's developer Dong Nguyen gave us all the real reason as to why he would deprive generations to come of his AH-Mazing game:
Oh gurl, just because you write another book, doesn't mean there will be another movie!!
E. L. James has teased her loyal followers like Christian Grey tantalizes Anastasia Steele with the possibility of ANOTHER Fifty Shades Of Grey novel!
Slap us with some handcuffs & call us intrigued!
E. L. took to her Twitter to answer a question from a fan which has incited the imaginations of her league of admirers!
2/11/2014 8:46 PM ET
Filed under: Funny
Well, this is just unfortunate.
Chicago's WGN was innocently trying to report on students who developed an app to expunge criminal records, but even if the kids' criminal records are cleared, they're still VERY naughty.
Sadly (and HIGHlariously), the student picked to show how easy it is to download Expunge.io also revealed in her browsing history that she's a fan of PornHub.com for all her masturbation needs. LOLz!
We don't know if we feel worse for the news station or the gurl??
On the bright side, at least her face isn't featured! HA!
Ch-ch-check out the BIG reporting oops (above)!!!
If you thought McDonald's had some interesting menu items overseas, you ain't seen nothing yet!!!
Burger King in Japan has just unveiled a brand new sandwich called the BK Ringo, and if you're wondering what makes this burger so special, it's that it's apple pie-flavored!
The Ringo (which translates to "apple" in Japanese) is pretty much a typical burger, however, it's topped with grilled apple slices and cinnamon mayonnaise!
So far, the reviews have been pretty mixed as one food blogger says the taste wasn't nearly as overpowering as one might expect. However, one local walked away very dissapointed when the burger didn't look nearly as appetizing as the picture on the menu!
Ch-ch-check out the real-life BK Ringo …AFTER THE JUMP!!!