World's Saddest Porn Has An Ending So Heartbreaking That You'll Be Leaking Salty Fluids Out Of An Entirely Different Orifice!
WARNING: Nothing about this post is safe for work. Seriously, did you even read the headline? What did you think would happen when you clicked on this story?
Whoever said pornography is a victimless art form clearly hasn't seen Slut Teen Gets Knocked Up by Accidental Creampie!
The popular porn scene has well over 280K views on Pornhub, which isn't surprising considering Pi Day was just last week, but at the end of the video there's a
real figurative shocker!
It's seriosuly the most heart-wrenching love story to hit celluloid since The Notebook!
After our wide-eyed young starlet sucks, f*cks, and Donald Ducks our leading man, he does what all creampie studs do! He leaves her with a protein-filled present for her insides!!!
(Settle down, that's probably how you were conceived, too!)
After her vagina fades to white and the movie fades to black, we're left with an epilogue so tragic it'll break your boner!!!
Ch-ch-check out the ending so scandalous we're half convinced it was penned by Shonda Rhimes…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
It sounds like casting for How I Met Your Dad is doing just dandy!
In fact, a notable redhead just landed the role of the other half of the gay couple to be featured on the How I Met Your Mother spinoff!
Who's the lucky guy playing Sally's uptight, gay, older brother, U ask?? Why Mixology's very own Andrew Santino, of course!
Greta Gerwig has already been cast as Sally, the main character in the new CBS series alongside Krysta Rodriguez, her on-screen bestie, and Drew Tarver as her gay sidekick, best friend, and brother-in-law!
We have a feeling this new series is going to be legen - wait for it, wait for it, - dary!!
[Image via Nikki Nelson/WENN.]
We've got the social media scoop involving Twitter…
And there are some HUGE ch-ch-changes a' coming!
At the Newspaper Association of America’s mediaXchange conference in Denver on Monday, Head of News at Twitter Vivian Schiller revealed some very interesting thoughts on the future of the popular site!
While addressing the crowd, she called
Dying To See Peter Capaldi On Set In His New Doctor Who Outfit? Well, We've Got The Pics For You! Plus Jenna Coleman & The TARDiS Too!
ZOMG! Whovians, we hope you're sitting down, cause we've got some AH-MAZE pics for you!
Peter Capaldi was spotted on set filming the next season of Doctor Who with his gorgeous companion & partner-in-crime, Jenna Louise Coleman and it's got our kidneys tingling!
Not only this, but the pair were joined by actor Jonathan Bailey with a very tech-savvy looking implant on his head and, not to mention, there was a super scary looking alien!
We wonder what sort of challenges this new breed of extraterrestrial foe will present to the doctor?
Will they try to EXTERMINATE! him like the Daleks? Hunt him down like the Cybermen?
Get your sonics ready, Whovians, because it looks like season eight is going to be a very innnnnneresting one!
Ch-ch-check out the pics (below) to glimpse the on-set action & see the new alien foe the Doctor will face!
[Image via WENN.]
If there's something strange, in your neighborhood — who ya gonna call?
Not Ivan Reitman, that's for damned sure!!!
Sony announced that the 67-year-old Ghostbusters & Ghostbusters 2 director will step aside and let someone else direct the franchise's much-anticipated third installment!
The studio hasn't yet chosen a replacement, but Ivan will stay attached to the film as a producer so there's a chance he will be involved in the selection process!
Though shooting is expected to begin in early 2015, the script reportedly still needs to be tweaked to account for the