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Opera Singer Sues Federal Government After Botched Surgery Makes Her Unable To Perform Without Farting!

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This would stink to have to go through this! Alas, this is a tale as old as time!

A Nashville Opera Company singer, Amy Herbst, is suing Uncle Sam claiming that an operation performed during childbirth that went awry has caused her excessive farting, incontinence, and put her career in jeopardy!

She can't perform without farting! She doesn't have to worry about breaking glass, she has to worry about breaking wind!

Allegedly, a nurse-midwife at Blanchfield Army Community Hospital at Fort Campbell, Kentucky performed an episiotomy to enlarge the birth opening without Amy's permission, and ended up causing an injury!

Amy's lawyer dished on how her excessive gas and incontinence has affected her work:

Mötley Crüe Is BREAKING UP! After Three Decades Of Shouting At The Devil They're Calling It Quits!!

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Kickstart our heart, kids, because this news nearly killed us!!

Mötley Crüe, El Lay's quintessential '80s metal band, is throwing in the sweat-soaked towel!

We wish we were joking, but it's true! After 33 years of head-banging like nobody's business, these four bad boys say they're seriously done making our ears bleed!

Thankfully, Vince Neil, Nikki Sixx, Mick Mars, and Tommy Lee have agreed to one 72-stop mega tour!!! And Alice Cooper will be their opening act!!

It sounds like this iconic glam rock band is really going out with a bang!!!

It's been nice knowing you, boys! Thanks for making our ears feel good Dr. Feelgood all these years!

And, just because… CLICK HERE to listen to Smokin' in the Boys Room!

One Direction Breaks Another Record, But The News Actually Benefits The Fans MORE Than The Band!

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Apparently being at the Rose Bowl is better than words for the boy band!

When One Direction announced their Where We Are tour of 2014, they had already booked two nights at the stadium in Pasadena.

Early Monday morning, the boys announced they were adding more tour dates and booked a THIRD night at the Rose Bowl, which is totes unheard of!

Darryl Dunn, CEO and General Manager of the historical stadium said of this record breaking announcement:

Kacey Musgraves Is Touched By Couples Who Followed Their Arrows To Marital Bliss At Grammys!

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Apparently we weren't the only ones made misty-eyed by the marvelous marriage ceremonies that took place at the Grammys on Sunday!

Performer & Best Country Album winner Kacey Musgraves also watched on while Madonna and Queen Latifah officiated over the blessed union of 33 couples, and she was totally touched!

Well, not in the literal sense! That might be a lawsuit waiting to happen!

The fabulous Follow Your Arrow starlet was moved by the wonderful weddings she witnessed, though!

She confessed:

Vice President Joe Biden Thinks The State Of The Union Is HIGHlarious! Fill In The Blank!

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If you think Julia Louis-Dreyfus is HIGHlarious as the Veep, then take a look at this wise guy!

Vice President Joe Biden was President Barack Obama's most enthusiastic and visible cheerleader during Tuesday night's totally persuasive State of the Union Address, but at one point he couldn't stop himself from cracking up!

He clearly LOST IT when the President said, "___________________," which maybe reminded Mr. Biden of ________________________ instead.

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