This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Talk about the greatest commercial that never was!!
Super Bowl big game just days away, tons of beer companies have dished out some serious dough to have their commercials play during the most coveted time slots of the year!
Well, Newcastle was getting ready to throw their hats in the ring and recruited Anna Kendrick to help them out with their ad, but for some reason it all fell through!
The result is the HIGHlarious Pitch Perfect actress going on rant about the
Super Bowl big game promo that never happened, which actually turns out to be one of the funniest commercials we've ever seen!
Ch-ch-check out Anna's thoughts on the ad that fell through (above)!
Looks like little Lorde IS, well, little!!
Wait…what did we just say?!
Of course she's a 17 year-old! Who would question that?!?
Well, apparently some people on the interwebz, mainly Twitter, have been speculating that the Grammy-winning singer, (full name: Ella Marija Lani Yelich-O'Connor), is actually an older woman PRETENDING To be a 17 year-old!
Which is completely ridiculous because who would WANT To go back to being 17.
So, the website The Hairpin decided to shell out the massively expensive $17.02 (lolz) to have a copy of Lorde's birth certificate sent to them.
And what did they find?
Well, take a look for yourself…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
So yummy, so crunchy…and so ORANGE!!
Yup! We know from personal experience that those tasty little suckers tend to leave a lot of brightly covered evidence behind, and we don’t blame ‘em!
But when it comes to keeping a wardrobe in pristine condition, anything covered with artificial nacho cheese powder is probably not the ideal between-takes snack.
Unfortunately for American Hustle costume designer, Michael Wilkinson, Jennifer Lawrence luuuurrrves Doritos! And that wonderful fact about the actress ALMOST put Michael in a pickle when it came to her memorable plunging white gown!
Michael recalled that he had several copies of the dress made, and explained:
Kourtney Kardashian Fights Back At Airplane Passengers Who Told Her Kids To Shut Up!!
Justin Bieber Deportation Petition Is Moving Toward Success! It's Being Considered By The White House!
Justin Bieber's New Lady Chantel Jeffries Speaks Out On "Her Story," But What She Says Is Actually Quite Unexpected
EXCLUSIVE! Drake Bell Gets Seduced By That Rock-A-Billy Sound In Bitchcraft! See The Brand New Music Video HERE!
Amanda Bynes Gets Dropped Off At The Gym, But Then Ditches The Workout To Buy Some Rolling Papers??
Lea Michele Affectionately Opens Up About Cory Monteith "Watching Everything" She Does! What She Says About Their Love Will Bring You To Tears
Katy Perry "Finger-Banged" Anna Kendrick At The Grammys…& She Liked It!!
Justin Bieber Who??! Selena Gomez Is Dating Austin Mahone And It's All Thanks To Taylor Swift!
Wiz Khalifa Offers Taylor Swift A Compliment, Followed By Some Serious Shade That'll Make Swifties Frown For Sure!
Kanye West Actually Confronted THE Anna Wintour Over Lena Dunham's Vogue Cover!? Still Fighting For Kim Kardashian!!
Kanye West & Kim Kardashian's $6 Million In Home Renovations Include A Studio & Beds Of Cashmere, But It's The Fridge That's Fanciest!
Daft Punk UNMASKED! See What The Grammy Winners REALLY Look Like HERE!
This South Korean Lady Is Getting Paid $9,000 A Month To Do WHAT In Front Of A Webcam??
Miley Cyrus Crowns Herself The New Madonna! Watch Her Explain Why HERE!
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Bubble, bubble, toil and TROUBLE!
Scarlett Johansson's humanitarian efforts are in some deep fizz with the group Oxfam International…
But why, you ask?!
After being an Oxfam ambassador for upwards to eight years, the Don Jon actress is being criticized for supporting SodaStream, an Israeli company that operates in the West Bank.
Apparently, the starlet and Oxfam have a "fundamental difference of opinion" in regards to boycotts and sanctions for companies that produce their goods in that part of the world—which has forced the movie star to step down from her position.
In a statement following Scarjo's exit announcement, the group revealed:
Beats Music has tapped the charismatic and suuuuuuuuuper loveable Ellen DeGeneres to dance around as a modern/hip Goldilocks, which is way better than it sounds, while interacting with some hilarious creatures!
What's not to love??
The commercial was supposed to be kept a secret, but as Ellen says in the (above) clip, it's her birthday she can do what she wants to!
Yup, she just turned 56 (wow, 56!) on January 26 and the huge animal lover couldn't wait to share her new ad of her with some fun dancing furry animals with the rest of the world!
This is such a cute idea! And Ellen look FANtastic! Who needs football when you can just eat nachos and watch commercials all day???
Watch Ellen's ad (above)! And Happy Birthday, E-D!
ZOMG THIS IS SO EPIC!!
In fact, he's down right terrified! But thankfully his AH-Mazing dads were there to console him!
And when we say dads, we mean Danny Tanner, Jesse Katsopolis, and Joey Gladstone! DUH!
After some great words of advice and encouragement, the three guys serenaded the late night host with Elvis' The Teddy Bear song!
UGH! So lucky!!
Take a look at their wonderful reunion and relive your nostalgic childhood years (above)!!
P.S. - Where in the WORLD did they get that pencil bed?! And the bear on the wall?! And where the hell is Uncle Jesse's pink bunny wallpaper??? HAVE MERCY INDEED!