Aww! Aren't these two the CUTEST?
Because really, Dave is just so legendary!
Legen…wait for it…DARY!
And then it hit us…
Who’s talented, good with people, and looks AH-mazing in a suit?
Um…Neil Patrick Harris, anyone?!?
He’d be perfect as the next host of the Late Show!
Someone call him up and offer him the job!
Wait. What? NPH already said he doesn’t want the gig?!
According to Neil, taking over for Dave would just be WAY too much work!
When asked if he’d be interested in the job, he explained:
Dude Wearing "Drunk As Sh*t" T-Shirt Predictably Drives Drunk & Then Commits Other Crimes Too Awful To Even Print On Tees!
We guess the "Douchetastic" shirts didn't come in size awful.
Twenty-one-year-old Ross McMakin of Oregon is inadvertently making a pretty compelling case for raising the drinking age to, well, older than him.
The barely legal boozer was arrested in Corvallis, Oregon last week after allegedly drunk driving his car onto the sidewalk, ramming into a parked car, and then, a bit later, choking his girlfriend.
Gross, right? Even grosser is that he allegedly committed those crimes while wearing the most bro-tastic t-shirt in the history of ever — it has "Drunk As Sh*t" printed on it (above.)
Ew. Just ew. Advertising your (alleged) crime on your tee is ick-worthy enough, but attacking your significant other, too??
This is so inspired!
Duke Dumont, who is 100% awesome, has taken the Whitney Houston classic My Love Is Your Love and turned it into a fun and fresh NEW jam!
Check out his complete reimagination of the song, I Got U, featuring vocals by Jax Jones, above!
She's such a dancing queen!!
Foxes dances the night away in her new music video for Holding Onto Heaven!
The wide-eyed songstress makes her way through the party on a high note, stealing every man and dancing with them before the shot turns upside down to reveal a different, depressing, and boring party scenario.
We totally dig the fun and perky one more!
Take a look at the adorable and enthusiastic dance video (above)!
Michelle Williams, J.C. Chasez & More Are Ready To Shine In A Jesus Christ Superstar Arena Tour! Praise!
What's the buzz??
Oh, you know, just a 50-city tour of Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice’s AH-Mazing musical Jesus Christ Superstar!
The arena rock show's stars, Michelle Williams and Brandon Boyd from Incubus, made the phenom announcement on GMA yesterday with a performance—and we couldn't be more song, dance, excited!
The rockin' reinvention of the classic story, set in modern times, is making it's debut in New Orleans on June 9, and will continue to hit so many wonderful U.S. cities until it concludes in Philly at the end of summer!
Not only are Brandon and Miz Williams in it as Judas Iscariot and Mary Magdalene, but J.C. Chasez will make an awesome return to the stage as Pontius Pilate!
Jesus of Nazareth's story never looked so glitzy!
Ch-ch-check out Brandon and Michelle performing one of the hit songs from Jesus Christ Superstar…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Two Ninjas Moonlighting At 7-Eleven Disarm An Evil Dude & Foil His Attempted Robbery! Watch The Video!
In the immortal words of Terrence Howard, it's hard out there for a pimp!
And for other people, too, we suspect!
Consider these two Bay Area ninjas who are apparently having so much trouble weathering the turbulent economic storm that they're forced to moonlight at 7-Eleven!!
Needless to say, one woefully underprepared armed robber picked the wrong San Leandro convenience store to try and hold up on Friday!
He went in there with a gun and a mind for mischief, and he left with nothing but an empty hole in his heart where his pride used to be!!!
Ch-ch-check out the AH-Mazing surveillance footage of the store's two cashiers, a.k.a. bonafide HEROES, foiling the baddie's ill-conceived plot and attempting to detain him…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Justin Timberlake Adds More U.S. Dates To His 20/20 Experience Tour! Find Out If He's Croonin' In Your Town HERE!
Our body is officially rocked with good news!
Justin Timberlake and his SexyBack just announced new U.S. tour dates for his The 20/20 Experience World Tour - and we're super friggin' excited!!
The 14 additional stops kick off November 20th in Portland, and tix go on sale Monday, April 14th, at 10 a.m.!
Will U snag seats for one of his added epic performances??
Ch-ch-check out the new venues…AFTER THE JUMP!!!