This isn't even on the naughty or nice list. This is just plain weird!
And we love it!
Miley Cyrus posted a holiday card on Twitter the likes of which have never been seen before by the eyes of humans, elves, or reindeer!
In this Christmas card gone so wrong it may be right, Miley is passed out on the floor with what looks like to be the Santa from her performance at Atlanta's Jingle Ball.
Perhaps these two might have an on and off again engagement? Miley Claus does have a ring to it.
Also featured in this photo is what looks to be a drunken snowball vomiting, a bear kneeing a rabbit to the face, and a guy who looks like the distant relative of Johnny Bravo drooling on the floor!
We also hope those are snowflakes, and not some other mysterious white powder!
Along with the photo, Miley sent out this emoji-filled caption: