Oh, Bubba - we can't take you anywhere!
Former President Bill Clinton attended last week's unite4:humanity charity event, but instead of raising awareness for an admirable cause, the sly dog spent more time raising the roof on his britches!
There were a bunch of sex-ah ladies there and, at some point during the night, Slick Willy posed for a pic with a few friendly female PROSTITUTES! Yup, the former Commander-In-Chief had a photo op with two hookers from the famed Moonlite Bunny Ranch Brothel in Nevada!
Get those dollar bills, boys!
It is safe to say that ALL five of the One Direction boys have loaded bank accounts, but Liam Payne and Louis Tomlinson are the wealthiest of them all!
Why, you ask??!
Well, the bromantic duo write many of the fellas' hit songs, which could earn them 9% of the royalties from 1D's $100 million worth!
And Liam has confimed that he and his writing buddy are working on EVEN MORE material.
Are Michelle Williams & Jake Gyllenhaal a match made in heaven?
Well, if Busy Philipps' mind is your idea of heaven, then YES!
According to sources super close to the situation - though likely not close to The Situation if you catch our drift - Busy is trying like the dickens to get the Brokeback Mountain co-stars to date each either!!
We know Jake has had a slew of super seXXXy short term relationships - including one that reportedly involved deflowering a country music starlet - but could Michelle be the one for him?
More importantly, could he be a good stepfather to the her and Heath Ledger's daughter Matilda?
Well, the source confessed:
Chris Evans' super boner for making superhero movies has apparently shriveled up!!! OH NOES!
The seXXXy stud is locked into playing Captain America in four different Marvel movies, but - after Avengers 2: The Age of Ultron - the 32-year-old actor says he might be hanging up his tights and star-spangled shield for good!!
In fact, he might be quitting acting all together!
In a recent interview with Glamour UK, Chris admitted:
File this one under #WhenCosplayGoesWrong!
Two dudes from Texas were hospitalized over the weekend after fighting over the affections of a lady. That in itself isn't remarkable — love has been a catalyst for violence since cavemen were whacking each other with wooly mammoth bones!
The strangeness of this particular story lies in how the fight went down!
After video-game enthusiast Eugene Thompson and his girlfriend with whom he shared an apartment got into a heated argument, she called her estranged husband and he stormed on over!
She let him into their apartment, and that's when the situation really got wacky!
An altercation ensued so Eugene did what any Nintendo fan might do, he whipped out his replica master sword from The Legend of Zelda and defended himself!
Uhh, go ahead read that last sentence again. We'll wait.
HE UNSHEATHED A REPLICA VIDEO GAME SWORD!!! What in the 8-bit f**k!?
LOVING his sweet smokey sound!
We sure missed Phillip Phillip's American Idol winning voice these past few months…
Luckily, he's back with his new single, Raging Fire—and it's simply delicious ear candy for all!
Seriously. Our ears are dancing with warm and toasty delight!
The cadence to the song is phenom, proving this track is sure to pump you up to a fiery finish, for realz.
Take a listen (above) and be sure to tune into AI Thursday night for a LIVE performance from the dude with the double name!
[Image via Phillip Phillips]
Remember Gerardo Mejia? He's the guy who sang that sweet, sultry, sex-filled Latin single from 1991 — Rico Suave!
Well, guess what? He's making a comeback! Or at least he's trying!
VH1 just green-lit a new docu-series called Suave Says — it's a 10 part, supposedly comedic half-an-hour show about his family life & his post-one-hit-wonder career in the music industry.
Apparently after his Rico Suave success he became a super successful music producer, helping discover folks like Enrique Iglesias!!!
Speaking about the show, Gerardo revealed: