Here it comes!
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Yikes! Talk about an Insta-breakup!
Kids these days are totally reliant upon technology. It's pretty much a fact. We know it, they know it, everyone knows it.
That being said, there are still some things that should NOT be done through social media.
Like breaking up with a person. Through a hashtag. On Instagram.
It went down like this:
Joan Rivers has made a LOT of offensive jokes over the span of her 5+ decades on stage.
But when she threw out a tasteless joke about the Cleveland kidnapping victims on The Today Show, she lost a lot of people- and not just those on the set with her!
Attorneys for Gina DeJesus and Amanda Berry quickly made a public statement demanding an apology from the octogenarian comic.
So does Joan plan to say she's sorry for offending them? Nope! She says:
Miley Cyrus' time is now!
TIME recently gave Mileybird a spot on their coveted list of most influential people, and we can imagine she's twerking for joy over it!
She may not be number one (like her infamous foam finger might suggest) on the list like Beyoncé, but to be on this list is a huge honor for anyone!
Meanwhile, her godmother Dolly Parton offered an astute observation as to why Miley is so deserving to receive such an accolade:
It sure seemed that way on Wednesday when she and Kris Jenner went bikini shopping in Studio City with their camera crew in tow!
While we love that she was flaunting her breast assets, we’re not really sure this is the most flattering ensem on her. The nether region of the skirt almost seemed baggy!
Momager Kris, on the other hand, opted for a sheer top that displayed the outline of her matching black dress underneath. She's never been one to let her progeny outdo her, that one!
See more photos of the dynamic duo (below)!
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Honk if you like dong!
There was A LOT of horn honking the other day on the Pacific Coast Highway after this gentleman decided to pull his red Tesla into the middle of the road, get on top of his vehicle, and take off ALL of his clothes!
Traffic came to a standstill as police tried for 30 minutes to get him down from his car! At one point, the nude dude did some frantic dance moves but minutes later, appeared to be in a yoga pose (see the pic below)!
Wow. That is some nasty namaste right there!
Cops were finally able to apprehend this buck-naked bro and took him to an area hospital.
Capt. Scott of the Pacific Palisades Fire Station believes that he had:
Well, now it's no wonder Kim and Bey's run-in last week was ultra awkward.
Though, being the classy A-list duo they are, Jay and his queen are making up for their absence in a HUGE way!
Not only are the seXXXy musical pair spending over $100,000 to rent the newlyweds a yacht for their honeymoon, but Jay is also planning an epic bachelor party for his Watch The Throne partner at club 40/40.
We're sure they're both bummed about having two less chic guests at their romantic, over-the-top affair, but if there is anything we know about Kimye, it is their love for extravagant gifts!
Well done, you two!
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