If you ever told us Kris Jenner would eat her own face off, we'd stay away from urban areas because surely the zombiepacolypse had begun.
Fortunately for mankind, the face being eaten was on Kris' birthday cake in celebration of her 58th yesterday!
Kris was accompanied by Kim Kardashian to what looked like a bruncheon attended by Kris' klosest!
Kris even joked about the creamy facial she received in cake form:
"Now that's a beautiful cake. What a gorgeous cake!"
Then after that, Kanye West crashed the party and came in with an orchestra, a blimp, and fireworks! Just kidding. It appeared to be girls only!
Happy birthday, Kris! We look forward to keeping up with you and your fam for many years to come!
Ch-ch-check out Kim's footage she took of the birthday…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
So, remember how we had reported that Miz Selena Gomez had gotten a new tattoo except that nobody could figure out what it actually said?
From what we could make out, it resembled something along the lines of "_____ strengthens me."
Well, Selenita revealed in an interview with Ryan Seacrest what her ink ACTUALLY says and that she has had it for OVER a year!!
What the WHAT!!!
Good gravy this is so stinkin' cute! And completely insane!!
This is Teddy Bear and he's Zooniversity's porcupine and he enjoys eating food and talking while he eats.
He just keeps talking and squeaking and eating and it's just the best thing ever! We could watch him eat anything and listen while he talks about any subject at all! Ahhhh! We just can't get over this little guy's extreme cuteness!
We're totes under this porcupine's cuteness spell!
Check out the video (above) to see a cute porcupine eat a pumpkin while talking about how good it is!
Oh, R-Patz! What's the matter you sad, not-so-sparkly vampire!
Robert Pattinson was spotted out in El Lay grabbing some groceries and he portrayed an air of…er…dishevelment.
The Twilight actor looked much sadder than normal, maybe it's because his rumored on-again-off-again lady love Kristen Stewart is across the country away from him filming in New York City!
Boo-hoo!! Maybe those groceries were stocked with Ben & Jerry's!?!
LOLzz!! We doubt it!
Is that Yankee sweatshirt a subtle shoutout to KStew?? Showing that you're thinking about her?? Or are you just a massive Yankee fan…?
Either explanation works!! LOLzz!!
Don't worry, R-Patz, we're sure KStew will be back into your sparkly, vampire arms soon!
[Image via PacificCoastNews.]
She's lucky and she knows it!
Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills star Brandi Glanville adores her two sons Mason and Jake for many, many reasons!
What is her favorite reason though?
It is the unconditional love that her children give her no matter how she looks!
Although we have yet to see her looking anything but fabulous!!!
Check out an EXCLUSIVE interview with the hot mama by clicking PLAY directly (above) !!!
Then, take a Glanville gander on over to our other EXCLUSIVE interview with the hottie housewife HERE!!!
And, don't forget to check out RHOBH on Bravo Monday nights!
We sure hope he stays away from spanking any monkeys that might not belong to him!
Or if Russell Brand is tugging on any other trunks, we hope he at least got his new girlfriend's approval!
Yup, you heard us right! Russell is back off the market after being single for barely over a month!
Katy Perry's totes awks divorce text story apparently hasn't turned all other ladiez off of the British bad boy because he's currently snogging with a new lady friend who is going to remain a mystery for now.
He revealed the romantic sparks that are lighting up during an interview when he let it slip:
Woooooow, Jon Gosselin! Really?
You're really going to claim that your kids have developmental problems AND you're going to blame it on the show… in PUBLIC?? If Kate has anything to say about the children, we bet she'll refute that!
Oh wait, she did!
In his Nov. 3 interview with Oprah, he opened up BIG TIME about how he thought putting his kids on a reality show damaged their growth. He said: