Don't you dare try to say Robin Thicke had ANYTHING to do with what went down at this year's VMAs!
In case you've been living under a rock, on the moon, with your eyes closed and your fingers in your ears, Miley Cyrus shocked the world by twerking all up on Robin's junk while the two were duetting to his hit song Blurred Lines.
But when Oprah Winfrey asked Thicke about "the incident" he became very defensive! He wants the world to know he shouldn't be blamed for causing the media frenzy! It was ALL Miley's doing!
Robin told Oprah:
Kris Jenner's ready to prowl for some young meat??!
Perhaps, but that doesn't mean she landed Grade-A Bachelor babe Ben Flajnik!
Although rumors were rampant that Kris was rebounding from separated hubby Bruce Jenner with the much younger hottie, Ben insists her paws are nowhere near him!
Sadly (for Kris at least), their relationship is purely platonic.
"Oh my God! Oh my God! OH MY GOD! I NEED BACK UP!"
We know what you're thinking! That's how the undercover cop in the super-scary NYC motorcycle gang should've responded, instead of allegedly helping assault the driver of the SUV!
But, no, that's actually Chelsea Handler's response to Jennifer Hudson's stage entrance on tonight's episode of Chelsea Lately!
Apparently the darling Dreamgirl had a super scary, uber-embarassing wardrobe malfunction with her sexy slitted skirt!!!!
Ch-ch-check out Chelsea freakin' the fudge out while desperately trying to cover up J-Hud's kibbles & bits (above)!
Whoa!! That's totally crayfish!!!
Did she end up getting the skirt fixed?! Tune in to tonight's episode to find out!
Is there any better way to celebrate an AH-mazing interview on Jimmy Kimmel Live than with a nice, big dinner??
Of course not!!!
So after breaking bread with the late night host, Kanye West took his two girls Kim Kardashian and North West to dinner at Hakkasan in Beverly Hills!
Once they finished stuffing their tummies with some yummy treats, the happy family headed home to hit the hay and slip into some much deserved food comas!!
Nothing says a job well done like some black truffle roasted duck, right guys??
Ch-ch-check out more pics of the lovely fam heading home for the evening (below)!
[Image via WENN.]