The Critics’ Choice Awards battle is over, and the Lone Survivor is Mark Wahlberg!
The seksi star defeated two superheroes and a zombie fighter along the way, beating out Henry Cavill for Man Of Steel, Robert Downey Jr. for Iron Man 3, and Brad Pitt for World War Z!
And for his amazing victory, the actor-producer also took home the award for Best Action Movie!
Ch-ch-check out the video (above) to see Mark dedicate his awards to the real heroes the rest of these guys just play in movies! Well done, sir! We salute you!
What the EFF just happened here??
Sandra Bullock took the stage at the 2014 Critic’s Choice Awards to accept her award for Best Actress in an Action Movie for her work in Gravity, and it looked like everything was floating along just fine.
That's when she was cut off by a mysterious voice over the PA and was completely caught off guard!!
Hello? Is that Kowalski trying to get ahold of us from outer space??!
Despite the small hiccup, Sandra was totally deserving of the award and managed to beat out Jennifer Lawrence, Evangeline Lilly, and Gwyneth Paltrow!
Not bad for her first time in space!
Ch-ch-check out the spaced out snafu …AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Eyes cannot be deceived!
This Hercules star is a complete hunkules!
Kellan Lutz did his best dapper don impersonation on the red carpet at this year's Critics’ Choice Awards!
The streamline suit and crisp white shirt is totally working on the toned actor's seXXXy bod!
He's simply action star delish, no?!
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Tuxes are SO overrated!
Bradley Cooper is an awards show pro by now, so he seamlessly blended comfort and style at the Critics’ Choice Awards.
The American Hustle actor donned a light blue button-up with a vest and suit, and he made it look so effortless!
Honestly, you could just cut out this pic of him and slap it on the front of a magazine he looks THAT good!
Now excuse us while we go imagine that he's coming home to us after the show!
LOLz, but in all seriousness — boyfriend could have used an iron before he stepped out the limo, riiiight??
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Because all of the nightmares!
You'll never forget this parody McDonald's ad from the geniuses over at The Onion, because of all the nightmares you're about to have of it FOREVER!!
Okay so it isn't that bad, but it IS pretty messed up! We don't wanna give anything away — just know that your wanton lust for beef will be fulfilled!
Ch-ch-check it out AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Oh boooy! Where are you going?!
Jared Leto looked good at the Golden Globes with his hair pulled back into a seXXXy bun, but we're not so sure what he was trying to get away with here!
At the Critics’ Choice Awards, Jared showed up with his long locks down. Not only that but he teased us by unbuttoning his shirt a delicious amount!
In a simple black suit, Jared certainly gave us some skin which we appreciate, but for an awards show??
We know ladiez give cleavage all the time, but is this much male cleavage a good look on the red carpet?!
Maybe save that for the bedroom we'll meet you in later. Wink wink!
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Guys. Let's be honest. Jennifer Lawrence was sort of incredible in American Hustle!
And her HIGHlarious performance was a HUGE reason why the film just won Best Comedy at the Critic’s Choice Awards!
But everyone in American Hustle was AH-Mazing, so really, congratz all around!
The other films that Hustle beat out in the laugh department included Enough Said, The Heat, This is the End, The Way Way Back, and The World's End.
Thank God for J.Law! And thank God for funny movies!