Holy hairballz! You're not going to believe this!!!
We just found out legendary actress Michelle Pfeiffer was once in a cat!!!!
Eww! That's gross and weird and, well, logistically problematic!!! Though we suppose we might've seen it coming; she was getting awfully feline-friendly as Catwoman in Batman Returns!
Still, how would the woman even…
Oh, wait. Hold on. We TOTALLY misread a word there!!
To the best of our knowledge, Michelle was never inside of a cat! She was in something far more sinister: A cult!!
Josh Brolin may have encountered his greatest enemy to date:
Anton Chigurh alcohol!
Before going brawls to the wall with a pair of bouncers outside of O'Brien's Irish Pub early Friday morning, Josh apparently rear ended a cab!
Allegedly, Josh hit a taxi in the drive-thru of a Los Angeles Del Taco, and after the cab driver wanted to exchange insurance information, Josh got up in his grill and turned up the heat!
Josh repeatedly told the cabbie that he sucked as
Nothing but blue skies in this marriage, despite the fact that these two wore some serious dark tones last night!
Breaking Bad's Aaron Paul and his wife, Lauren Parsekian, continued being the most adorable couple in Alburquerque…uh, Hollywood by being all smiles on a date!
We wish this seksi couple would take off some of their layers and show some skin! They looked so snug bundled up, b*tch!
Maybe the reason these two look so happy is because Aaron just cooked a fresh batch…of cookies and after that, the two smoked some…salmon for dinner!
Whatever the secret recipe to their unending happiness is, we want it!
[Image via MHD/Pacific Coast News.]
Our. Spine. Is. Tingling.
A new teaser from The Hunger Games: Catching Fire just went live and it is unbelievable!! Srsly, we haven't been chilled to the bone like this since the last time we dreamt about skinny dipping in Finland with Zefron!!!
Even better, the entire clip is set to Christina Aguilera's touching tune from the soundtrack, We Remain!!!
Ch-ch-check it out (above)!
Holy hand grenades, that kiss was EXPLOSIVE!!! Katniss & Gale finally get their glorious groove on!! AH-Mazing!!!
Sorry, Peeta, but Jennifer Lawrence & Liam Hemsworth have more top-notch chemistry than one of Walter White's meth labs!!
Catching Fire hits theaters on November 22.
Damn those girls can sing!
Kelly Rowland teamed up with the always fierce Eve and Sevyn Streeter for a performance of Kelly's song Gone at the Black Girls Rock! event held by BET.
The X-Factor judge's performance was simply AH-MAZING! She blew our socks off!
Serously from start to finish this is perfection! Eve's rap, Kelly's vocals, her and Sevyn's dancing, it's all pure fire!
We can't stop watching!
Ch-ch-check out the flawless performance…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Oh Lorde-y, Lorde-y!
You've got so many fans and yet so many celebrity feuds at the same time!
The 16-year-old Kiwi has already smack-talked Selena Gomez's music, Taylor Swift's looks and now she's downright disgusted by EDM artist David Guetta!
After Lorde's manager informed his burgeoning pop star client that Guetta was interested in working with her on her next album, she was overheard exclaiming: