John Mayer looks downright rustic on the new cover for his upcoming album, Paradise Valley, on sale August 13.

Yesterday, we got to hear the first cut off the album, Paper Doll, that we think is FULL of Taylor Swift-sighted lyrics!

John kicks off his first tour in three years on July 6 in Milwaukee. Will you be prancercising your way to any Mayer concerts this summer?

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Ian Somerhalder is not having a lot of luck with the ladies!

Not that they don't want the seksi Vampire Diaries star- as if! They just want too much from him!

He recently revealed:

There's no escaping the long arm of the law!

Years of court battles have ultimately culminated in a guilty verdict for designers Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana for tax evasion.

Judge Antonella Brambilla sentenced the designers to 20 months in prison (which is like a decade in fashion years!) following a three-hour jury meeting in a Milan court on Wednesday.

Of course, the designers and their legal team are expected to appeal since they've always maintained their innocence.

But even if they do end up getting thrown behind bars, will it really be so bad? Martha Stewart did her time and even got a very special poncho made for her by an inmate!

Maybe Domenico and Stefano will be allowed to take their sewing kits with them and make lace-trimmed shirts for their fellow inmates!

And who knows, they just might come out of the ordeal having experienced a thousand life-changing epiphanies and release a prison-inspired collection that will revolutionize the fashion industry!

Anything is possible!

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It looks like Christina Aguilera's pricey diet plan is working out for her, because she looks AMAZING!

The former judge for The Voice absolutely stole the show at last night's season finale as she took the stage with Pitbull to perform their single Feel This Moment!

As usual, Christina sounded great. But the real thing that caught our attention was her bangin' bod!

Kanye West may be a dad now, but that doesn’t mean he’s sensitive to people afflicted with debilitating conditions.

In his song On Sight, Lady Baby Kimye’s papa sings:

"A monster about to come alive again / Soon as I pull up and park the Benz / We get this bitch shaking like Parkinson's / Take my number and lock it in / Indian hair, no moccasins"

Sure, the lines are catchy like fire, but they’re BURNING UP some people who think Yeezy needs to take it EZ.

Kathryn Whitford, vice president of the American Parkinson Disease Association, stated:

Yep, you read that headline correctly. This did in fact happen!

One Direction was given a candy thong during their Ohio concert the other night and much to the amusement of their audience, knew exactly what to do with it.

Harry Styles immediately put on the piece of faux underwear and walked over to Zayn Malik for a quick bite! Looks like this one has a bit of a sweet tooth.

We’ll say one thing. These boys sure know how to turn their fans — and us — on!! Perhaps they should consider making this a permanent part of the show!

STRIPTEASE!!

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Oh it's a party all right!!

Miley Cyrus has sent the official invitation to her We Can't Stop bash!

Full of trippy visuals and sexy poses from Mileybird herself, you gotta RSVP to this one!!

Yes, lovahs! The official music video is just as fun as we hoped it would be!!

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