The Lady bares her boob in the new issue of V Magazine.

CLICK HERE to check out the uncensored nipple action!
CLICK HERE to check out the uncensored nipple action!
CLICK HERE to check out the uncensored nipple action!

[Images via Sebastian Faena/ V.]

LAPD and city officials are slowly but surely starting to freak the eff out over Michael Jackson memorial, set to take place at the Staples Center in downtown Los Angeles on Tuesday morning.

Hundreds of thousands, possibly even a million people are anticipated to show up downtown, even though only 17,500 tickets to the service are being made available to the public (that's the capacity of the arena).

Officials are realizing they may not have the funds or the time to properly prepare for the massive crowd!

City councilman Dennis Zine suggested that the Jackson family and AEG Live (the promotor for Jackson's comeback shows) pony up the $$$$$ to cover the extra security costs.

LAPD are urging fans to stay home and watch the memorial live on television, but we can't see that happening in a million years!

Downtown LA is going to be a madhouse on Tuesday!

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Britney Spears unveiled a brand new song to her set list at the Paris stop of her Circus tour on Sunday.

Watch her performance of Mannequin, off her latest album, (above)!

P.S. Are U happy with that song choice? We would have prefered Kill The Lights or some old school jam instead, like Born To Make You Happy, Stronger or Oops!

Sources have revealed that American Idol alum Jennifer Hudson will be one of many performing at Michael Jackson's memorial at the Staples Center in Los Angeles on Tuesday.

Wow.

What an insanely flattering gig!

What do U think she'll sing???

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A new song from Gossip Girl star L. Meester has hit the Internets.

Click here to check it out!

Thoughts?????

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Maybe… or maybe not!

The rumors of Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas back together have been running rampant all summer long, but who even knows anymore!

Smiley rambled on her official Twitter on Sunday about the joys of being single!

Wrote Cyrus:

"I am lovinggg being single life is so carefree!!! Spending the day enjoying Sonic, Music, @mommytish, and the beautiful sun in Savannah"

Hmm!

Is Miley takin' us for a ride???

Probably!

P.S. CLICK HERE to "follow" Perez on Twitter.

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Australia can't get enough of Brit Brit!

Tickets for the Perth and Sydney stops of Spears' Circus tour - featuring Perez! - sold out in minutes, so Britney & the gang have added extra dates to the Australian leg of the tour!

Spears' two engagements in Sydney have been extended to four, and one extra show was tacked onto her appearance in Perth.

This marks Britney's first trip evs down under, so no wonder the Aussies snatched the tickets up so fast!

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With the absolutely insane amount of media attention given to Michael Jackson this past week and-a-half, certian media outlets are seriously piecing together scraps to come up with stories.

We thought we'd share with you some of the most ridiculous and/or factitious headlines we've recently come across!

Let's get started!

- Michael Jackson Tour: He’ll do shows as a hologram

Reports claim that Michael's father Joe, along with MJ's brothers Jermaine, Tito, Marlon and Jackie, want to tour as the Jackson 5 with their brother Michael performing beside them as a hologram.

It's also being reported that the Jacksons are hoping to have the Michael hologram perform at his own memorial on Tuesday in Los Angeles.

Captain EO revival???

- Jackson's secret girlfriend was his children's former nanny Grace Rwaramba

MJ with a secret girlfriend???

There are media outlets claiming that his kids' former nanny, Grace Rwaramba, was involved in a 3-year secret relationship with the King of Pop and his children even called her "mom". Sources say Jackson and Rwaramba were "more like a married couple" and considered the kids "her babies."

Will she be claiming custody of the children as well????

And, finally…

- Michael Jackson to be buried without his brain

As fake as this sounds, it's reportedly been confirmed by the Los Angeles Coroners Department that Jackson's brain has been removed from his skull to perform neurological tests on the late King of Pop's grey matter. His brain tissue will be examined to reveal any past drug abuse, diseases or if he had ODed in the past.

Neurological tests cannot be performed until two weeks after a person dies because the brain needs to harden, but once the test results are in, the true cause of Jackson's death will finally be known.

Crazy crazy crazy.

Sobriety is so last year!

La Loca Lohan appeared to be having a really good time pAArtying it up with Tyrese Gibson at Diddy's White Party on the 4th in Beverly Hills.

Wired from Red Bulls, or…?

You decide!

LOLhan 4ever!!!!

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A two monorail train crash at Walt Disney World in Lake Buena Vista, FL, early Sunday morning resulted in the death of a Disney monorail driver!!

Awful!

The crash was the first deadly accident for the theme park's monorail system in its 38 year history!

One of the monorail trains was making its last stops around the park at 2 a.m. after the annual Independence Day fireworks show when the monorail was struck by another train with 21-year-old Austin Wuennenberg behind the wheel.

Wuennenberg was pronounced dead on the scene after not responding to passengers and firefighters alike. The driver and 6 passengers on the monorail that was hit by Wuennenberg's train escaped the accident with only minor injuries.

The park reopened on Sunday, but the monorail will be closed until the investigation of the accident is complete.

Disney has released the following statement regarding the 4th of July tragedy:

"Today, we mourn the loss of our fellow cast member. Our hearts go out to his family and those who have lost a friend and coworker. The safety of our guests and cast members is always our top priority. The monorail is out of service and we will continue to work closely with law enforcement to determine what happened and the appropriate next steps."

We wonder what the real cause of the accident was???