This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Brace yourselves, boy lovers, because this is going to blow your
Remember Kenny Brain? The super hot, secretly gay stud from the Canadian version of Big Brother?
Well, he's back! Or, technically speaking, he's front!
The internet EXPLODED! recently when pictures of the brilliantly bearded marvelous hunk of man leaked online!!
To be honest, his nude picture isn't the only thing that leaked — you should see the drool dripping out of our mouth, LOLz!!
Ch-ch-check out the UNCENSORED version of his fabulous footlong, or whatever the metric equivalent is, colon-crusher…AFTER THE JUMP!!!
OOOH damn, gurl! We are FEELING this song and the video makes it even BETTER!
The video seriously has it all!
Bad-ass dance routines, Sky getting arrested, AND a KILLER wardrobe!?!
We don't Blame Ourselves for wanting to watch and listen to it over and over and over again!
Seriously, we can't stop singing this song! Ch-ch-check out the video (above)!
How's this for a sequel?
Not only are Bryan Singer and his peeps hellbent on clearing his name after recent rape allegations were levied against him, but they plan to follow that up with a lawsuit of their very own!
Michael Egan, the alleged victim, and his attorney recently came forward alleging that Bryan drugged and raped him multiple times over a decade ago.
The X-Men director's attorney, on the other hand, says those claims are patently untrue. In fact, given the timing involved, they've gone so far as to label it a publicity stunt!
Mr. Singer's attorney stated:
Whoa, this conspiracy theory could be in the X-Files, except sadly it does not involve aliens…well, at least not yet.
According to sources, Kris Jenner believes a group of pranksters are waging a punking war on the Kardashian clan!
Apparently, she believes that these pranking people are
Domo arigoto, Mr. Potter!
That's right, Harry Potter is officially going to Japan! The Wizarding World of Harry Potter is set to open its gates on July 15th, 2014! That's a mere 16 days before Harry Potter's birthday!
We're dancing like it's the Yule Ball over here!
While there will be no Dragon Challenge coaster, it will have Flight of the Hippogriff, and the Forbidden Journey! We just took a shot of Butterbeer in excitement!
Can we use some Floo powder to get over to Japan?! Like now?!
These photos doth murder our sleep they're so AH-Mazing we'll be up all night thinking about them!
We totally want to see the serpent underneath those clothes, if you know what we mean!
And lo and behold! Michael looks positively medieval as the good Scot turned bad mid-battle! Two swords in his hands at once? That totally makes us sweat.
Judging by these stills, we'll make a prophesy that this Shakespearean adaptation will be epic!
[Image via The Weinstein Company.]