Good news guys!
A new German study proves that
creepily staring at a woman's breasts is actually healthy!
500 men participated in the study, of which half were told to avoid looking at women's breasts for 5 years, while the other half were told to oggle those suckers on the reg and guess what?
Men who took in the sights that the female chest has to offer more often had lower rates of heart problems, a lower resting heart rate, and lower blood pressure.
The authors of the study recommend guys take in about ten minutes of ta-ta's a day to stay "healthy".
So next time your wife or girlfriend catch you sneaking a peek at a passing pair of boobs, remind her you're only doing it for your health! Ha!