By golly! They've done it!
Scientists in Korea may have FINALLY found a physical indicator that shows how big a man's weiner is…just by looking at his fingers! Ha!
After studying 144 anesthetized men over the age of 20, researchers believe the ratio of the length of a man's index finger to that of his ring finger on his right hand will determine whether he has a larger or smaller penis.
Results of the study, which measured the difference in length between the fingers — then measured the "stretched" penis size of the men — have shown that the smaller the index finger is to the ring finger, the bigger the bipper!
Whether or not this study is actually physically accurate, these Korean researchers can at least say, "MADE YOU LOOK", to every male in the world! LOLz!
[Image via AP Images.]
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