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Feeling Sluggish? Drink Some Pussy

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Pussy Drink

Wow.

Just… wow.

So there's this energy drink, right? It's called Pussy. You drink it. They named it that just so you could say, "I need to drink some Pussy right now."

We get it. Shock value. Attention. "Edge."

In the end though, is it just in bad taste?

Pun completely intended.

Pussy is a 100% natural drink. No nasty chemicals and nothing manufactured. It is made for people looking for a natural alternative. The name Pussy shocks and demands attention — that's the point. Inhibition is a recipe for mediocrity. This is a premium energy drink named with confidence.

Beyond it trying to be totally serious about it being called that, it just seems like the took a page out of that joke energy drink from Tropic Thunder, which was called Booty Sweat.

Doesn't really matter which came first, the point is that they're equally a joke, only that one of them is real.

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