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Lobster Pants Thief

Sir. Is that a lobster in your pants or are you just happy to see us?

Wait — it's a LIVE lobster? And shrimp? And a pork loin?

We don't even:

A man in southern Mississippi is accused of trying to walk out of a D'Iberville grocery store without paying for food items he'd stuffed into his cargo shorts including live lobsters.

Police Chief Wayne Payne says 35-year-old Nathan Mark Hardy was arrested Saturday after allegedly being caught stuffing food into his cargo shorts – two bags of jumbo shrimp, a pork loin and two live lobsters.

Payne says Hardy, of Biloxi, tried to escape by throwing the pork loin at employees at the local Winn Dixie but fell while running away. He was arrested at the scene.

We don't like harm coming to animals, but perhaps throwing the live lobsters instead could have helped with the getaway!

LOLz!

Gross! Glad he got caught!

[Image via AP Images.]

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