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Aw! Sad news!

Arch West, the creator of Doritos and a leading contributor to our gut, passed away last week at 97-years-old.

To honor his memory and accomplishment, his daughter said guests at the funeral will be "tossing Doritos chips in before they put the dirt over the urn."

Not just any Doritos though! Arch will be buried with his 3 favorite flavors — Original, Cool Ranch, and Nacho Cheese.

We'd just like to take a moment and thank Arch for making empty calories taste so good!

If it wasn't his artificially flavored corn chips we were mindlessly overeating through the years, it would have been something else, but we're glad it was Doritos!

Rest in peace, sir!

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