Oh Dottie, Dottie, Dottie. We feel kinda bad for you.
Dottie Sandusky bailed her husband, Jerry Sandusky, out of jail for a SECOND time this week and just can't understand why he was there in the first place!
Just to make sure the world doesn't get the wrong impression of her husband, she wants everyone to know the accusations are "absolutely untrue".
Oh dang! Guess we made the silly mistake of jumping to conclusions when 10 victims have come forward with allegations of sexual abuse over the last 15 years and Penn State coach Mike McQueary has seen it with his own eyes.
Becoming the second person who thinks there is a chance that Jerry Sandusky is innocent of all charges, Dottie continued:
"As the mother of six children, I have been devastated by these accusations. Our children, our extended family and friends know how much Jerry and I love kids and have always tried to help and care for them. We would never do anything to hurt them. I am so sad anyone would make such a terrible accusation which is absolutely untrue. We don't know why these young men have made these false accusations, but we want everyone to know they are untrue."
Wait…Jerry Sandusky has kids of his own!? We missed that in the original Google search!
Ugh! We feel awful for those six human beings! We can't imagine what it's like to watch your father become public enemy #1.
But back to Dottie — get a clue, gurl!
You're acting as if these allegations appeared out of thin air yesterday, but in fact, your husband has been an accused pedophile since the beginning of the new millennium!
We hope you'll finally open your eyes and see the truth when the judge reads Jerry a big, fat guilty verdict.