Scottie Pippen has been reported as bankrupt, but says that's not true, and he's going to sue you if you said he was.
Maybe the plan is to sue everyone for saying he's bankrupt, when really he's only close to being bankrupt, and all the lawsuit money will get him out of debt? SPECULATION, of course! LOLz!
"Scottie never filed bankruptcy and indeed has a substantial net worth, which has not been less than approximately $40,000,000 in the last ten years."
Apparently, it's affected him so much that he feels like it's dirtied his good name. Is he really losing friends and work over it? Really?
To the tune of a million bucks a pop for the lawsuit?
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