Oh, to be Simon Cowell! Ha!
Check it out — that's a picture of Simon and Zeta Graff relaxing on the luxury yacht called the Slipstream while docked in St. Barts.
He was probably saying something like, "Don't worry, Zeta. We're only docked because my huge stacks of money are blocking the way."
What a terrible problem to have!
[Image via News Pictures/WENN.]