Oh Ewan McGregor, why do you choose not to be perfect??
Why must you smell like an ash tray and probably give yourself lung cancer??
It's so not sexy!!
We think it's about time to quit! We'll help you! Just give us a call day or night, and we'll be your support line!
Plus, the buddy system means we get to spend a lot of quality time together, awesome, right??
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