Too bad they aren't always good for you. It sucks that that's true.
So what can we do to make them better?
Sorry guys. The best part of the salad is also terrible. No nutritional value, just calories for crunch. Try flax seeds.
We're just two things in and it seems like this is going to be the worst salad ever. Be patient! Use sparingly.
We're not sure how often pita is actually used with salads, but hey, that's a no brainer. Don't do it.
Can't have a salad without dressing, so go lite, or go easy. Go both, probably!
Adding processed & fried meats like bacon bits, ham and fried chicken is not a good idea. They're high in fat. Duh!
Eating your bowl is a novelty that'll make you fat!
So… basically take everything you love about salads and don't do that. Got it?
But think of how happy you'll be when you're fit and healthy!
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