Honestly, at this point we take all the things that Michael Lohan says with a grain of salt.
But lately he's been talking about the trials of Kate Major, and how she's apparently broke and trying to trap him with a pregnancy!
According to Michael, Kate fell off the bandwagon a few days ago and has since been acting insane!
"Kate is flat broke and facing a lot of charges right now. She's been showing up every place I am! At the hospital, at my house. She hates the fact that I'm doing so well, that I am getting close to Dina and the kids who hate her, and can't stand the fact that my mom and sister came down to visit me and Kate was unwanted.
"I was in the hospital with kidney stones and Kate just barged in! She's been taking ovulation tests trying to get pregnant from me. Kate has relapsed. I caught her drinking a beer at 9 a.m. two days ago!"
That does sound like a special brand of crazy, but we're equally interested in the fact that in when talking about her, he can't help but spin it in a way where he's focusing on himself just as much. All the "I"s and "Me"s are hard to count!
He even talks about the extent of her financial woes:
"When I told her I was over all of these things and her lies, she called the police to file a false report to make money, like she did every other time. She knows the only way she can make money is to make a false claim against me and try to sell the story."
The Lohan patriarch insists he tried to help Kate, even giving her money to pay her attorneys, but says it's a lost cause:
"Nobody will give her money. Her dad cut her off and I paid $1,000 toward her current legal bill because her dad and family won't. She calls me to meet her at the tanning salon, I tell her I'm done supporting her and being used, so she flips out and says I banged on the glass and filed a police report. It's all lies."
So, what does Kate have to say about all this?
The exact opposite, of course!
"I don't even want to give Michael Lohan any more energy. He is a sick, old man who I want NOTHING to do with. He is a liar and because I want nothing to do with him, he has been stalking me and I finally HAD to take action again. I have emails, pictures and witnesses to disprove all of his desperate and pathetic claims, plus a permanent order of protection which he constantly violates."
Well SOMEBODY is lying.
Why don't we just all learn to act like adults and drop all this nonsense?? BOTH go your separate ways!
Easy! Done! Fixed!
[Image via WENN.]