The man who America has had in the back of their minds all week is finally speaking up!
You don't have to sit there actin' like you've never wanted to see this!!
Go ahead, geek out!
We're not even sure you're reading this while that picture is there for your pleasure (above).
… If you are, you must be mad, because that's Joe Jonas topless and wearing a fedora during David Guetta at Coachella!
Feel free to look all day, if you want! Ha!
[Image via Pacific Coast News.]