Jessica Alba must be ready for this all to blow over!
So with all the backlash from customers, they finally decided to address the public.
Guess it was only time!
They revealed in a statement:
[Image via Jessica Alba/Instagram.]
James Peterson, 34 and unemployed, attempted to set a Guinness World Record for fist-pumping.
He planned to fist pump for 17 hours straight! A great use of his time, we're sure. LOLz!
We do not recommend trying this at home unless you are a trained professional or Jersey Shore cast member.
"I did this on St. Patrick's Day but it was not documented. I used to hang light fixtures, so I am used to having my hands above my head."
How did the self-described fist pumping veteran plan on keeping his form after hours and hours of pumping?
He said he used super glue "to ensure I maintain perfect fist formation."
Wow. That's dedication.
If he actually pulls it off, he'll be the first individual with a fist-pumping record, though there are other group fist-pumping records.
Like the one the Jersey Shore cast led on New Year's Eve 2010 where they got a crowd of 5,726 people pumping with them.
[Image via Akron Beacon Journal.]