Josh Hutcherson underwent surgery for a "broken nose" earlier this month — but that was all he said.
Everyone wondered how he had broken it.
A basketball game? A bar fight? Murdering teenagers by throwing stuff at them while painted in full body camouflage?
It was "broken" as in not working properly. He said he had a deviated septum, and that he was born like that.
When asked if he was gonna be okay, he said:
"Yeah, just gotta get it healed up and everything."
Deviated septum, eh?
Okay, we believe you!
Feel better, Josh!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]