Super awesome runner dude Usain Bolt is so freakin' fasssssssstttttt!
He's so fast that when he flips off the light switch, he's in bed before the room is dark. He's literally faster than the speed of dark.
He's so fast that it takes him almost the same distance as his 100m race to slow down from it after winning.
Unfortunately, during a race, a poor lady got in the way trying to hand him flowers, not realizing how much momentum he had.
Check out the video (above) to see a lady almost get trampled to death, then dragged across the ground as she gets caught in Bolt's wake.
But, she's okay! We think!
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