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Biker Attacked With Sausage Nunchucks

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In Massachusetts, a man was arrested for attacking a bicyclist with sausage links and wrench, then stealing their jewelry and bike.

The man, Michael Baker, will actually face some serious charges including assault and battery with a dangerous weapon.

We assume the dangerous weapon is the wrench, not the sausages.

Apparently he charged the victim, swinging the sausages, then hit them with the wrench.

The victim is recovering in the hospital.

Baker had stolen the food from a stand before attacking the biker.

So random!

We're glad the victim is okay and the sausage assailant was caught.

If he gets sent to jail, he'll get plenty of "sausage."

Punishment fits the crime… sort of. LOLz!

[Images via Mariuszjbie/Marxer001/Wikimedia Commons.]

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