The 100% Bacon Burger Exists!

We're going to have a massive heart attack just looking at this thing.

Slater's 50/50, a Southern California burger chain known for its half ground beef, half ground bacon patties has decided that that isn't quite American enough.

So they made this monstrosity. It's called the 'Merica Burger. It's made with a 100 percent ground bacon patty.

You'd think that would be plenty, right?

Nope!

It also has a sunny-side-up egg and bacon island dressing. Oh, and bacon cheddar cheese.

You better act fast if you want to make the terrible decision of trying something so unhealthy!

It's only available until July 31.

Yum?

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