Looks like a paparazzi cleverly disguised as a bush got close enough to snap a few pics of a wild Kris Humphries in his natural habitat.
They even got a pic of him without his natural protective layer of clothing.
Just look at the musculature, the rippling pecs, the powerful looking shoulders…
He really is a majestic creature.
We'd love to catch him and take him for a ride sometime.
[Image via Mavrix Online.]