Cristiano Ronaldo is two incredible things: the hottest guy ever and the best soccer player.
So of course it'd make sense to put him on the cover of the September issue of Men's Health!
There he stands, in all his glory, wearing only sexy jeans, his own CR7 brand underwear and no shirt.
Just his ripped, oiled up, clean shaved chest. Yum!
[Image via Men's Health.]