Ryan Lochte's mom said he only has time for "one night stands!"
As one of the most eligible men in America (even though he's currently still in London) Ryan Lochte doesn't have time for a girlfriend.
Maybe he has time for a boyfriend?? LOLz!
His mama said he doesn't have the time to commit to just one girl because he's "always on the go."
His tips for picking up chicks?
"Some guys keep staring, but I'll give a wink and come back later, because it keeps her thinking."
Thinking about what? He admits he'll never know.
"It's impossible to know what they're thinking. If I could have one superpower, I'd be like Mel Gibson in What Women Want, where he reads women's minds."
So you want Lochte?
Get him to wink at you, then let him know what you're thinking.
Preferably you'd be thinking that you just wanna "hit it and quit it" because he doesn't have time for a relationship.
It'd be totes worth it.
[Image via AP Images.]