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American Rower Gets Bronze Medal And Boner!

| Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & TrueOlympicsSex

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The American men's rowing team was really excited about their bronze medals.

REALLLLLLY excited!

Let's play a game called "Find The Boner."

Find it yet?

Second guy from the left.

He apparently is claiming that it's just his (enormous) flaccid penis, facing upwards in his unisuit.

He has a reddit account and went on there to clarify, saying:

"I swear it's not erect! I don't know why it ended up in that position but there you go."

So there you go.

His penis just naturally faces upwards and is kinda huge when flaccid.

If it's true, congrats on the huge penis. If not, you got a boner on the Olympic medal stand, and that's still pretty awesome.

You should be proud. Let your flag fly!

[Image via Getty Images.]

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